MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
RED ASLERT
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.
A police officer was killed this week here in Arizona. Today is his daughter’s kindergarten graduation, and because he couldn’t be there, the rest of the force showed up to represent him.
I PLAN ON FOLLOWING EVERY LAST HUMAN BEING ON TUMBLR.
EVERY.LAST.ONE.
I DON’T CARE WHICH FANDOM YOU’RE IN OR WHAT YOU POST, I WILL FOLLOW YOU. JUST REBLOG
(Source: hiccuphorendushaddockiii)
Carry On My Wayward Son -Kansas
Number one rule of fandom: Thou shalt never not reblog this song if thou art a member of the Supernatural fandom.
This came across my blog during class, but I played it anyway. I regret nothing.
and why would you regret it anyway?(btw my sister’s bf is a spn fan and he’s got this as a ringtone and whenever he visits i’m like singing it lal the time)
(Source: epitaphh)
i’ll never delete my tumblr so when my kids are like “ugh MOM u don’t understand”, i’ll show them my tumblr so they can realize i was once young & laughed at dick jokes
tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with
the fact that this would work on me has me concerned
(Source: inhalers)
SLEEPY BOYS ARE THE WORST AND BY WORST I MEAN ABSOLUTE BEST BECAUSE ADORABLE MESSY HAIR AND RASPY VOICES AND POUTY LIPS I JUST CANT DEAL WITH THIS
(Source: illegalkeaton)
earth science?
Holy shit it’s a dragon scale.
Black opal. These are beautiful.
no it’s a dragon scale
everyone needs this on their blog. everyone.
#arrives 15 minutes late to the apocalypse with starbucks #and he isnt happy
(Source: itisnotofimport)
Appropriate response to cat calls.
earth science?
Holy shit it’s a...
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will never get over this
my dad said that this knife he was looking at was too thin and i said ‘all the better to slit...
